Absurd Laws...

I came across a site today that revealed dumb laws in each and every state of this country.  Though there were many favorites, I picked one law from each state and posted it here. I know a lot of laws we consider 'dumb', but these are just absolutely ridiculous. These are REAL laws that were put in effect at some time during history; though I doubt the local police would get you in trouble for them, he could if he wanted to! (scary) Read & Enjoy!

• Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• Alaska: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• Arizona: Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• Colorado: Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
• Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
• Delaware: Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
• Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• Georgia: All sex toys are banned.
• Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
• Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Illinois: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
• Indiana: If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
• Iowa: A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
• Kansas: The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
• Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
• Louisiana: One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city's water supply.
• Maine: After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
• Maryland: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
• Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
• Michigan: There is a law that makes it legal for farmers to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
• Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• Mississippi: If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
• Missouri: Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
• Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.
• Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
• Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
• New Hampshire: It is illegal to pick seaweed up off the beach.
• New Jersey: It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
• New Mexico: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
• New York: Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
• North Carolina: While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
• North Dakota: Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
• Ohio: The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
• Oklahoma: It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
• Oregon: It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
• Pennsylvania: It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
• Rhode Island: Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal.
• South Carolina: It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
• South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
• Tennessee: It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
• Texas: It is illegal to see one's eye.
• Utah: A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
• Vermont: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
• Virginia: It is illegal to tickle women.
• Washington: All lollipops are banned.
• West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
• Wisconsin: While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
• Wyoming: Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Well... I know what you're thinking - how the hell are these possible? How could they possibly be true? Well... there are a lot of dumb people out there, and a few of those oh so special people made and enacted these absolutely ridiculous laws, never put anything past the mind of a 'dumb' person :)