Thursday, February 12, 2009

Oh Please...


We all get hit on, it's just a part of life. Sometimes it's flattering and gives you a smile, other times you wish you could dissapear into the ground... and other times, well... you just want to burst out laughing because it is SO bad. I was in the laughing kind of mood, so I posed this question:

What is the worst pick-up line *you* have ever heard or used?
  • Girl you must be tired... because you've been running through my mind all day. I rather like that one... LOL
  • I once heard a Christian guy say, "Honey, if you're already saved, what difference does it make?"
  • My favorite has always been: Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you FELL FROM THE HEAVENS.
  • You'll need this Visine so you can see clearly our future together.
  • I was getting new shoes and a kid came into the store and told the sales lady that he heard her number was 50% off.
  • Eeeeh... (looks up and down) how YOU doooin? (ok... did it jokingly, but still lol)
  • hehe... "hello" *wink*
  • [chuckles]. I drew a picture of an ear of corn and wrote "this is my corny pick-up line" on it and gave it to a maiden and on the back, it had a block of cheese with "too cheesy" written on it. She was greatly amused at my awful lines, hehehe
  • Are you horny or do you want a beer?
  • I've heard "Baby can I have your number because I lost mines."
  • He came up to me, put his hand in my drink too out an ice cube then dropped it on the floor saying "well that broke the ice!" ...so gross but I did laugh and got 2 free drinks :D
  • Used: "Would you like to come out to play this weekend?", circa 1997. It worked, we're married. (10 years) Also I had to kidnap her tupperware (it had cakes in it) and hold it ransom (with note) ...that was also a "win"
  • I seriously had a guy use that fresh prince "ur feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind" line on me - Hilarious. I had to laugh because of his while approach. He kinda fell into the seat next to me and it caught me off guard. It was cute, lol. (I was on the train in NYC)
  • I just don't use pick-up lines and have never hung out with guys who do. sorry.
  • Calling a gift (free) drink a 'cougar tamer'
  • Your legs must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all night.
So that's it for answers (for now) if you have other pick-up lines you've heard leave a comment to add to the list! :-)


2 comments:

EricsTXGal said...

A guy I worked with in my 20's was telling me about his name being Italian, and asked if I had any Italian in me. I said "No", and he said "Would you like some?"

EricsTXGal said...

Out celebrating my birthday with best friend I got the drunk hiccups. You know the kind, NOTHING will make them go away. I was standing at the bar, trying every concoction the bartender could think of....bitters & lime didn't even work. This guy sitting on a barstool said "I can get rid of them." I asked "how?" He said "Just let me kiss you." So, I did. And, it worked. We dated for 3 months.

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